WARNING: THIS NOTICE HAS BEEN PUT UP ON THIS BLOG BY THE MANAGEMENT. ALL THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG FEELS LIKE DOING AT THE MOMENT IS WHINING ABOUT HOW HARD THE NEXT THREE WEEKS OF SCHOOL ARE BOUND TO BE. SHE DOES NOT WISH TO WHINE AND CAUSE HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HATE HER, THEREFORE THERE WILL BE NO WITTY REMARKS OR CREATIVE MUSINGS THIS EVENING. THE MANAGEMENT WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MIGHT CAUSE YOU. THANK YOU, AND HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING.
4 years ago
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To the management of "A Firefly's Blinding Light"
The CEO of Random Smiles Enterprises wishes it known that he has read and fully understood your missive and all it implies. He would also like to extend his sympathies and the proposal of an arrangement.
In exchange for certain items of significant extrinsic value (i.e. time, conversation, etc.) the company would like to extend offers of whatever humors, smiles, laughter, and fun you would desire.
The CEO also wishes it known that, since the power to relieve all sorts of stress is in the domain solely of a Higher power, and such things are beyond the complete control of Random Smiles Enterprises, requests are being made of a certain Omnipotent being on your behalf.
The CEO kindly requests a reply as soon as reasonably possible, preferably within the next three to five business days.
Sincerely,
Ms. Chievous, secretary to
Peter "Uncle Charlie" King
CEO of Random Smiles Enterprises,
A subsidiary of Fun Inc.
Well, I feel the same way!
Good luck with all this stuff going on!
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