I couldn't resist...

Despite the fact that today is the pseudo-Sabbath, I couldn't resist sharing some of these. Please enjoy! "Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in the ocean, whales jumped out and started singing 'We are family...'" "Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up." "Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise." "Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized." "Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes." "Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!" "Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money." "Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." "Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon." "Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died." "Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince." "Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper." Ok, I'll be good now. After this post, I'll return you all to your normal sarcastic and mid-intelligent posts. My brain's just fried from Dr. Holler's test, curse him! :D Blessings!