Dearest friends, we gather today in order to observe Pseudo-Rivendell's first order of business. An ambassador has delivered this kind and thoughtful missive, which I place here in its entirety:
To Katie, the new owner of Pseudo-Rivendell, come greetings and goodwill from Bobby, benevolent and lovable monarch of the Island of Mock-Ithilien.Welcome to the world of dictatorship! Enjoy your new home, and come visit often! You'll get a set of rules on your arrival, much similar to your own list. It is my dearest wish that we shall draw our islands together in mutual peace, prosperity, and alliance.May your business prosper, and your people flourish under your reign! God bless!
Queen Katie wishes to offer Lord Bobby her grateful thanks, and agrees that an alliance shalt be forged. Pseudo-Rivendell offers its strength in arms whenever the world tries to enter the sacred realm of Mock-Ithilien, and begs Mock-Ithilien to join Pseudo-Rivendell whenever entertainment is presented. Together, our two great isles will be certain to retain whatever magic and peace that is yet present in the world. May you rule with grace and mercy, as is your wont! With all sincerity, Queen Katie the Lady Who Doesn't Yet Have a Title. She believes in such things being granted by her subjects. Any ideas should be left in comment form. Thank you all!
4 years ago
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The Queen-Mother wishes to announce that she would be most interested in a hut all her own on this peaceful island.
Will yearly forays into the mysterious world of Disney be included?
Wow...your imagination is just as vivid as your prose! If only it were real, like Star Trek.
To Katie, Queen of Pseudo-Rivendell once again come fondest greetings from Bobby, Lord High Marshal of Mock-Ithilien.
My dear friend, I cannot tell you how delighted I am to hear of your eager acceptance of my proposal! I am certain our people shall become well nigh indistinguishable from one another, given enough time! On that note, I would very much enjoy a visit to your fair Island. Would it be shameless of me to invite myself over, sometime? I promise to send advance notice of at LEAST two minutes, if not more!
Yours truly,
Lord Bobby
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