Yet Another List

Here are some things I've learned this week. Each has been vitally important for my development as a human being.
1.) Antibiotics are God's gift to mankind. They get rid of pimples and ear infections, ergo they're marvelous.
2.) Be careful when you're having a Shirley Temple marathon. The songs tend to get stuck in your head. Right now "Be Optimistic" is running through my brain and it won't stop. I'm getting tired of being told not to be a grumpy.
3.) Sometimes beginning a story is hard, sometimes ending a story is harder.
4.) If you want Shelby to be happy, update your stories regularly.
5.) If you need jeans, go to the after-Christmas sale. However, be sure to be the defibrillator for when your mother has a heart attack in the middle of the store because your sixty dollar jeans end up being thirteen.
6.) Book costs are so much cheaper when you don't have a lot of psychology classes. Take my advice and be an English major. We have more fun anyway.
7.) Eighteen year old girls that get pregnant are stupid.
8.) Looking forward to your birthday is half the fun....especially when you're going to Florida two days afterwards.
9.) Brothers can sometimes be wonderful when you're having a melt-down.
10.) Outlining a story can be really frightening.
Hope you're all well!