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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

My Opinions on the Upcoming "Thor" film

This will never be Thor to me.


THIS is Thor.



That is all.

A Typical Day in Katie Korner

Me: Honey, I'm home!
Dodger: MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!!!!!!!! *comes careening around the corner, then skids to a stop* Hey, wait a second....sniff sniff.....YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME, HAVEN'T YOU?
Me: N-n-no! Why would I ever cheat on you, sweetheart?
Dodger: I can SMELL THEM!
Me: Wait....what does cheating mean in your world?
Dodger: You petting another dog! It's despicable! It's awful! I can't believe it!
Me: Oh. Well, then, yes. I cheated. Sorry?
Dodger: I shall now have to smell all over you and then kiss you until your nose is shiny. Only then shall you be forgiven.
Me: Uh...okay. Whatevs.
Dodger: LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 25, 2011

A Plea to the Masses

Is anybody there? Does anybody care?

Let me know if you guys want me to bring this alive again!

Me